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“You play ball like a girl!”
By Rusty Shackleford | July 15, 2009
From Gawker:
So the verdict seems to be that Barack Obama throws like a girl, which probably shouldn’t be all that surprising considering that he’s a latte-sipping communist. But here’s a clip of the first pitch from Fox, not that you’ll be able to really glean anything from it, so you can at least try to render your own verdict.
He is greeted by quite a lot of boo-ing…aww, that’s a shame. I’m sure it’ll be spun as him sporting a Sox jacket while at Busch Stadium, which makes complete sense seeing as the Cardinals and the White Sox are such huuuge rivals…wait, wut?
The guy is a huge baseball fan…it’s like he’s just a normal Joe who can really relate to me!!1! He recalls going to Sox games on the south-side of Chicago at the famous “Cominskey Field”. Awesome.
I wonder if he’s watched the Bears play at Soldier’s Arena or if he’s ever caught the Broncos at Mild-Hi Colosseum? He’s so awesome and perfect and down to earth and super-neato. Gosh, the world is so perfect now that he’s around *le sigh*
That is all.
Topics: Teh Funny, MLB, Sports, Blogosphere, Barack Obama |
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