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Jonathan Windy Boy hates Burl Ives
By Rusty Shackleford | January 4, 2009
Federal bail-outs and state spending cuts be damned!!1!! The 62nd session of the MT Legislature get’s rollin’ on the 5th of January, and Mr. Jonathan Windy Boy is ready to hit the ground runnin’ with a couple of bullshit and useless pieces of legislation! For those of you who’ve been in the state for 13 minutes, our State Motto is “oro y plata”…gold & silver.
I don’t give a shit where you stand on the issue of what our state flag looks like or says, but I do give a shit that from the moment the bill draft is requested, tax money is being spent, and the longer it lingers in the halls of Helena, the more that’s pissed away. It’s a complete waste of our hard earned tax dollars and shockingly irresponsible for supposedly all grown up legislators, especially now given the state of the nation’s and our local economy.
State pancake…state dog…state lovesong….STOP IT! JUST STOP!!1! I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!1! This isn’t a game, this is the really real world…can we please put all the foofy-feel-good-bullshit aside and try to get by with the bare necessities?
Wait…I forgot…Barack’s gonna make everything Okee-Dokeey! My bad…all the Legislators in Helena can continue being dumb-asses and carry on in pissing away tax dollars. I’m sure it won’t be long before the Feds show up to bail out every state in the nation, then we can lose all of our rights!
That is all.
Topics: Bad Bills, 2009 Legislative Session, Zombie Apocalypse, Montana, Senate Watch |
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